04/12/09

Broken crystal dish + late night + early morning = a dream about Diva snapping a leg off into her water bowl. I had to put it on ice and rush her to the vet.

Disturbing to say the least!

01/12/09

I woke up this morning to Johnny Depp bashing on my front door. He was yelling at me to ring an ambulance because someone was going to die.

(Not my ideal way of meeting JD)

13/09/08

This morning I was on my way to getting married, I was a half hour late, and so nervous I was hyperventilating. I walked down the aisle and jumped onto the trampoline where the ceremony was to be held.

We exchanged bejeweled bracelets and the celebrant showed us an expensive necklace that would be given to us after having sex on the trampoline. Instead we fought over who would keep the necklace. We scrambled around, my dress getting ripped in the process and we ended up under the tramp yelling obscenities at each other.

The celebrant took away our fancy wedding jewellery and told us we were not ready to enter into marriage. We continued to fight and eventually went our separate ways.

13/09/08

Friday morning I dreamt I was staying at a friends house. The friend was famous for singing and staying chaste. We smoke cones and floated to the top of the loungeroom where she was painting a mural of herself on the ceiling. It was one body with 3 heads. She told me no one really knows who she is, what she is and they can't imagine what she gets up too.